Finally, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. It's nearly here. It is so close I can
feel it. That's right folks, Test Cricket is back and what a series we have to look forward
to in the latter stages of the summer.
Latter stages? OK, second half, maybe. You know what I mean. Shall we just call it
Five Test matches. Just under six weeks. It's going to be full on and it is going to be
just what a Test series should be – a test. The clue is in the name, after all.
I have grown weary of these mini-Test series that have become en vogue, purely as a
way to try and get the 'bigger' Test nations into stadiums more frequently and therefore
pay the bills. I am old school, despite still being young enough to considered a colt in
some counties. I like a Test series to be best-of-five. Let's get it on.
With the first ball of the series to be bowled at Lords on Wednesday, the series is
already throwing up enough talking points for the average club cricketer to shell at least
one like a pea. Trust me, following my brief return to the I'Anson Cricket League in
Surrey for one weekend only last weekend, I know all about shelling a very simple
catch. Catches dropped in Spain? Not very many at all. Catches dropped in one game
in England? Two. And boy was one embarrassing.
But I am not here to confess my own inability, oh no.
I am here to critically analyse, or as I prefer to call it, mock the moment.
It's not like Yorkshire to get their knickers in a twist over something cricket related, is it
now? Adil Rashid 'retired' from red ball cricket to focus on his ODI game earlier this
year, basically rendering him unavailable for County Cricket. Despite not bowling a red
ball in anger since 2017, Ed Smith has decided that Rashid is just what England might
need heading into the Test Series with India and boy are Yorkshire unhappy about it.
Martyn Moxon has talked of counties being "doormats" whilst counting up exactly how
many Tykes are representing England across all formats. Jonny Bairstow suggested
that actually, Yorkshire might be "secretly chuffed" that another Academy graduate has
gone on to play Test cricket for their county. If they are Jonny, they are keeping it a
very good secret.
But why not Rashid? He is bowling some of the best stuff of his life currently and
England are in dire need of an alternative spin option to Moeen Ali, even if Ali does
tend to produce the goods in England. Granted, India are pretty adept when facing spin
so if Rashid does actually play and not just become a controversial drinks carrier then it
will be interesting to see how he adapts.
Personally, I am all for picking players who are in form and are confident in themselves
regardless of the format – at the end of the day the rules don't change that much
between the formats – try not to get out and score as many runs as you can if you are
batting and try and get as many of them out as possible for as few runs as you can
when bowling. Oh, and catch it if it comes to you, OK?
With that in mind, and I have said this several times, I'd be getting Alex Hales and
Jason Roy in the squad too – they have to be better options than players like Stoneman
Five years ago, Jamie Porter was cold calling companies just in case they might want
him to find them a new employee. Banging on the door, so to speak, you could say. On
Wednesday morning, or England bat first maybe Wednesday afternoon, Jamie Porter
might be banging on a few Indian doors with a red ball in his hand. If selected, of
So who is Jamie Porter and what has he done to earn a career that has taken him from
recruitment to an England Test place in just five years?
Porter, it would appear, has the most county wickets of available Englishmen over the
last two-and-a-bit seasons. And, considering that after Anderson and Broad the last
two bowling slots have been rotated somewhat in that period of time it is almost a case
of asking why England have waited this long to have a look.
Porter took 55 wickets in Division Two back in 2016 spearheading Essex's charge to
promotion. He backed that up with 75 Division One scalps at 16.82 a piece last
summer as Essex won the top tier.
England chose to not show their hand to the Indians as Porter was rested from the
India vs Essex tour match leading up to the first Test. If Porter does get the nod ahead
of Sam Curran then it will be interesting to see if he can take that county form into the
toughest Test series there is out there right now.
Do the selectors actually know anything?
Well, the first two points might suggest they do and then the latest selector to be
bestowed with power, James Foster, only further endorsed this by coming up with a
wonderful bit of tactical insight.
Virat Kohli is going to be key to this series.
Really, James? You think? The Indian skipper is almost peerless in every format at the
moment and if he finally overcomes his England tour jinx then India will be very tough
But we knew that, James.
How about telling us something we cannot work out for ourselves?
Fruit has gone up at more than three times the rate of general living costs, by two-thirds in 12 years and by 14 percent in the past year, according to the National Institute of Statistics (INE). Only cigarettes, up by 102 percent and university tuition fees, which have increased by 68 percent, fruit has gone up in price more than any other consumer goods or services since before the start of the financial crisis.
Weekly fruit shopping cost €20 just over a decade ago, but now comes in at €33 – yet farmers are not benefiting from this increase and conclude that retailers must be giving themselves a higher profit margin.
A national farming union, the UPA, says the fruit industry is ‘rife with speculation’ and agricultural workers are having to produce far more nowadays just to break even, and many are dropping out of the sector altogether.
Stallholders believe the price hike must be due to climate change and shrinking harvests.
In fact, some fruit farmers – particularly watermelon-growers in the provinces of Almería and Murcia – are considering giving up because they are afraid of running out of irrigation water due to the ongoing drought.
Retailers say fruit now costs more because a higher amount is exported, as producers know they can earn more from selling their crops abroad – in fact, exports have risen by 67 percent in the last decade, much of which goes to the UK and Germany.
According to a national association of supermarket chains, the costs of sustainable waste management have gone up and the quality of the fruit in general has improved, which has had an impact on the end consumer price.
Fruit becoming more expensive means residents in Spain are buying less of it to save money – around 12 percent less, in fact, than five years ago, or down from nearly 4,800 tonnes to just 4,200, or from 103 to 92 kilos per person per year. Despite the fall in consumption, the amount spent per capita on fruit remains the same as five years ago at €134 annually.
Figures show that some fruit rises in price by as much as 500 percent between field and supermarket shelf – this is the case with Golden Delicious apples, which sells at €2.22 per kilo in shops compared with 37 cents per kilo at source.
Other types of fruit where the margin between source and consumer is huge include clementines, which retail at €1.53 per kilo but for which farmers are paid 32 cents per kilo, a difference of 378 percent; oranges, which go up by 207 percent, from 63 cents to €1.94 per kilo; pears, from 56 cents to €2.01 per kilo or 258 percent, and bananas, with a difference of 397 percent, increasing from 43 cents to €2.14 per kilo.
The UPA is calling for greater control, saying customers are paying excessively high prices whilst farmers are barely covering their costs, and all those in between along the supply chain are ‘lining their pockets’.
Supermarket association ASEDAS does not agree, saying they consider it ‘perfectly reasonable’ that a third of the value of the fruit should each go to the grower, the retailer, and the company involved in selection, cleaning and transporting, which they say ‘explains the 300 percent increase’.
Armed Forces Day is an opportunity to show our support for the men and women who make up the Armed Forces community: from currently serving troops to Service families, veterans and cadets. The event is held annually both in UK and in Spain.
The Orihuela Costa Branch of the Royal British Legion on behalf of District North (Spain) are immensely grateful to the Dean of Orihuela Cathedral for allowing us to celebrate the day by holding our service in the 13th century Orihuela Cathedral.
The service, which will take place at 5.30 pm on 30 June, will be conducted by the President of the Orihuela Costa Branch of the Royal British Legion, Pastor Keith Brown. He will be assisted by Father Victor Manuel Ferrer García, the parish priest of Santas Justa y Rufina de Orihuela.
It will be preceded at 5.15pm by a parade and march, the short distance to the cathedral from Plaza Teniente Linares, about 300 metres. The march will be led by the Torrevieja Pipes and Drums and four Chelsea pensioners from the Royal Hospital. It will further comprise of the Standards of the RBL Spain North, RAFA, RNA, RMA, British and Spanish military veterans and serving members of the armed forces and security services here in Spain.
The 45 minute ceremony will start in the cathedral at 5.30pm. It will be a joint denomination service of readings and hymns conducted in English and Spanish with musical and choral accompaniment by the Royal British Legion Band in Spain, the Crescendo International Choir and Paul Michael. The readings, in English and Spanish, will be delivered by invited guests.
It is hoped that all branches across Spain, particularly those in District North, will attend the event at which we hope to see as many standards as possible marching at the head of the parade, along the Calle Mayor de Ramón de Cajal.
As well as representation from the RBL we also hope to see a large number of serving members and veterans of the Spanish Armed Forces and of the Spanish Security Services, the National Police, Guardia Civil and the Local Police.
This is certain to be a truly special occasion and the organisers would be delighted if as many people as possible would make an effort to attend. It is absolutely free and open to anyone, service or civilian, who might wish to attend.
Free coach transport available from La Zenia Boulevard leaving at 4pm. The event will also be followed by a short guided tour of either the cathedral or the historic city of Orihuela after the event with coaches returning at 8pm.
More information about the event and coach bookings from Eddie Coleman or Kevin Reardon on either: firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com
What should be done with the eucalyptus tree that is a well-known landmark
outside the cemetery walls in Torrevieja? The tree is 3.6 metres in diameter
and has been a feature there for more than half a century. It is a rare species
of eucalyptus in Spain and is remembered and recognised by many visitors to
the town. However, its position and existence has been threatened by
Iberdrola’s plans to give more power to the desalination plant.
The news that it was to be moved caused great consternation amongst local
people. It has provided relief and solace for many on their journeys to and
from the cemetery and the idea that it should be re-located or even destroyed
has been met with horror.
It’s been under threat due to the laying of additional electricity cable needed to
double the capacity of the desalination plant. The tree lies bang in the middle
of the planned route for the cable. However, its predicament has attracted the
attention of many local people keen to see that the tree is not forced to budge
from its current location.
Some other trees in the area have already been moved. An olive tree and a
pine tree have been uprooted and replanted elsewhere. However, moving this
great tree is a more complicated procedure. Now, a solution has been found
at the last minute. An organisation called Dotor Árbol, a business from
Catalonia, specialises in the rescue and preservation of trees in similar
They use a special method that enables the cable to be placed below the
ground without the need to remove the tree. The good news is that this
operation will be paid for by Iberdrola and with a guarantee that the tree will
not be harmed as a result of the process, this has to be one piece of good
The councillor for sports, Victor Ferrández, has announced that the firm
contracted to demolish the main stand at Torrevieja’s football stadium has
begun its business. The work started with the demolition of the roof and a
crane has been sent in to dismantle it. The main indoor grandstand and
changing rooms are all due to be demolished and there will be disconnection
of all utilities.
Asbestos also needs to be removed from the site which will be left good
following the removal work. The demolition is expected to be complete by the
end of August. There are plans to replace some of the facilities and to ensure
that the team has somewhere they can play in future.
Councillor Ferrández has explained that in the new football season it is hoped
that the field will be back to normal and that the second phase can begin of
drafting a new project which will allow for new seating to be developed and
the stadium to have more modern facilities.
The need to demolish the stand and team locker room is nothing new. In 2014
it was recognised that there were deficiencies in the building work and a
technical report suggested that measures should be taken to limit the use of
the stand and accompanying locker room.
The stand did not, in fact, have a licence and it would have been too
complicated to have made the corrections necessary to enable one to be
applied. Instead it was decided that demolition and rebuilding would be a
better option. A minor contract has now been issued for a drafting of the
project and work is being carried out following the approval of the 2018
The Municipal Department of Beaches, which is headed by Councillor Luisa Boné, has
carried out the refurbishment of the viewpoint on the promenade of Punta Prima.
The viewpoint on the seafront was in a very bad condition. The sidewalk was damaged with
numerous loose stone slabs and the pergola had only half of the prefabricated beams, as
they deteriorated steadily due to years of wear and tear. The balustrade had numerous
The city councillor said: “We from the Municipal Department of Beaches felt it necessary to
renovate this viewpoint, because it was possible to turn it into one of the most beautiful
enclaves of our coast, where we can sit down and enjoy the wonderful view."
"The work consisted of the demolition of the old structure, the preparation of the soil and
the construction of a 24-metre- long and 4-metre- wide pergola made of white wood, the
cover of which consists of planks which are separated from each other and so allow for a
She added that the beams and planks along the pergola were placed in such a way as to
create the optical effect of a wave, ideal for the enclave in which the pergola is located. And
a railing was installed with the same planks from which the pergola was built to add
symmetry and better aesthetics. The stone floor was replaced by a wooden grey floor that
matches the colour of the pillars. Four grey wooden benches in a modern style complete the
viewpoint and give it the pleasing look that the government team wanted to achieve.
The city councillor for beaches pointed out that the cost of renewing the viewpoint at Punta
Prima is equivalent to an investment of €37,458 including VAT and added that the Municipal
Department of Beaches will continue to slowly improve all the facilities that are located on
the beach or in the immediate vicinity.
Danielle Dickie and Neve Bradley,are about to fulfil their dreams of becoming professional dancers ,
when they take the next important step by attending UK Performing Arts colleges in September
this year. Both have auditioned and been accepted and are very excited at the adventures which lie
ahead for them.
The girls have attended classes at Footwork Dance Studio in ballet, tap modern, jazz and acrobatics
under the tuition of Principal Erica Dorrill 3 or 4 days a week over a period of time. Their progression
has been such that they have reached a standard to allow them to take the next steps to become
professional dancers and performers.
Principal Erica Dorrill said: “Everyone wishes them lots of luck for the future. Both girls have worked
extremely hard and proved to be a great credit to the Dance School.”
Erica added, that she will be sad to see the girls go, but is happy in the knowledge that when
students take the next steps towards their chosen career, you have done your job correctly.
If you are interested in taking part in classes, at Footwork Dance Studios, they have classes for
everyone, from 2 years through to adults, with the eldest member being 80 – proving it’s never too
late to join a class. Contact Erica on 662003823, email: firstname.lastname@example.org or check out
the facebook page ‘Footwork Dance Studios Spain’.
Imagine living without electricity, running water, sanitation – all the conveniences of
modern living. People living rough on waste land in Orihuela Costa face just that.
But now they have a petrol-driven generator, provided by a local church and a charity,
and at least can charge batteries to have electric lighting and can use low-powered
It’s all thanks to the contributions from the congregation of the International Christian
Assembly in Torrevieja and Help at Home Costa Blanca, who jointly bought the 200
It was presented to those living rough by Carmen Perez, president of the charity and
church pastor Rafael Restrepo.
In addition, the church and charity have given the homeless in the area food parcels,
blankets, bedding, clothing, cooking utensils and personal hygiene items.
It was the idea of Eileen Mayes, past president of the charity and a member of the
church who realised there was a group of people living from hand to mouth beyond
the reach of social services’ facilities.
“There are a multitude of reasons why people end up homeless or living rough –
mental problems, marriage break-ups, things going terribly wrong in their lives which
they cannot cope with. There is no excuse for any country in the developed world to
allow people to slip through the net and turn their back on them,” said Eileen.
Pastor Raphel agreed. “It is wrong for people here in Spain to have to live this way and
there should be somewhere people can go where they have a permanent roof over
their heads and have the basic needs for modern living.”
Carmen added: “There is some accommodation, but this is in Orihuela town, miles
away from the coast and there is no provision here. Sadly the council in Orihuela think
most people on the coast are all financially secure second home owners who come
here for holidays.
“The truth is far from that. Sadly there are too many expats living on the coast who
don’t register on the Padron, don’t vote and don’t figure on council statistics, and as
the Padron is used to allocate funds per area, much money which should go on
providing facilities on the coast instead goes to Orihuela town and the surrounding
Eileen added: “We need to get people on the coast organised to get this dreadful state
of affairs sorted. People forced to live rough because of a lack of social services care,
are out of sight and out of mind. But a lack of council funding for Orihuela Costa is
there for everyone to see every day of the week. It’s staring you in the face with roads
full of unrepaired potholes, of pavements not maintained, and if you need an
ambulance or fire service be prepared to wait ages because they have to come from
quite a distance. Lives are at risk and it needs to be sorted.”
She added: “These homeless need to have a secure home in which to live. Not be living
under the constant threat of eviction on top of all the other hardships they are facing.”
The Frailes Players’ big night arrived recently as Cinderella came to the stage (Oh no she
didn’t. Oh yes she did!) and the spotlight shone on this first endeavour by a group of people
showcasing their talent in the best traditions of a pantomime.
Playing to a sell-out audience over two nights, the theatre in Hondón de los Frailes rang with
the traditional cheers for the goodies, boos for the baddies and the ever popular phrases
‘He’s behind you’ and Oh no I didn’t’, ‘Oh yes you did’ in a show full of audience
Who knew that so much hidden talent was to be found, the scenery, costumes, make-up,
sound, lighting plus importantly, the music, were of a very high standard and it was
apparent that everyone involved was thoroughly enjoying themselves. The audience
laughed at the ‘Shifty Scene Shifters’ who broke the mould by sometimes working their
magic in full view of the audience. Buttons, played by Janni Menday, had a wonderful young
sidekick, Bows played by Scottie, a young lad who has a great future in acting.
Young children from the local school were the stars of the night as they became a wonderful
cast of Fairies, Woodland Creatures and Stars. Denise Watson as Cinderella charmed her
audience as well as her Prince Charming played by Kim Vance.
The Prince was ably assisted by his valet, Dandini, played by Barbara Colclough and to round
up the Palace crew was the Herald played by George Rushton.
Now for the baddies, one had to feel sorry for Baron Hardup (Paul Menday), his was a tough
row to hoe, short of cash and with a terrible taste in women, he married the proverbial
Stepmother, (Tim Kay) who decided that her Really Ugly Daughters, Benidormia (Jim
Gallamore and Magaloofia (Len Simm) were going to rule the roost in future and the only
place for poor Cinderella was as a down-trodden slavey.
True to the best Panto tradition, in steps the Fairy Godmother, (Carol Rowland) to save the
day and with the help of her Fairies, gets Cinders to the ball after a miraculous change of
dress and the transformation of a giant pumpkin and mice into a coach and horses. The
story then followed through, the slipper was lost, found, tried on the Ugly Sisters (and boy
were they ugly!) and at last, Cinderella emerges triumphant to marry her Prince.
A wonderful evening all round with grateful thanks to the Director, Martyn Rissen, the
Producer, Carol Rowland and all the wonderful cast, both front of stage and those behind
the scenes. But of course none of this would have been possible without the wonderful
cooperation of the Hondon de los Frailes Ayuntamiento and especially Victor.
Spain came out second from the top in a recent study by uSwitch on the quality of life across
Europe. The UK did not fare so well, coming out at the bottom of the table. Despite earning
more money than average Europeans, Britons are not as happy. Not helping the fun factor is
the lack of sunshine, the high retirement age and the third lowest health spend as a
percentage of the country’s GDP. Workers in Britain have five and a half fewer holidays and
food, fuel, alcohol and cigarettes all cost more in the UK than elsewhere in Europe. Only 5% of
those Britons surveyed said that they were happy.
Spanish people can expect to live just over a year longer than people in the UK, and enjoy the
highest number of holiday days in Europe with 39 days. Spain also has the lowest alcohol price
of the 10 countries included in the survey.